For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of a hitchhiker’s guide, or who do not understand sarcasm, the primary purpose of this website is humor or parody. While the information here can and should be informative, it should also be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

    Should you find anything in this guide that you disagree with or in fact know to be false, please do remember the golden rule first laid out in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”

“I’ll pray for you”

This phrase commonly used by Christians is best translated as follows: “Ummm… good luck with that.” or “Better you than me.” Ironically, despite the claims and possible intention to drop to one’s knees in prayer, the actual act of praying is never done. It is most certainly never done on the spot and while it should be noted that Our Lord asked us to pray without ceasing, he surely couldn’t have been serious. Surely, he meant that we were to pay lip service to real problems while sounding overly spiritual.


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