For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of a hitchhiker’s guide, or who do not understand sarcasm, the primary purpose of this website is humor or parody. While the information here can and should be informative, it should also be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

    Should you find anything in this guide that you disagree with or in fact know to be false, please do remember the golden rule first laid out in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”


An angry, often curmudgeon-y type who likes to sap creativity from reporters. An editor’s favorite meal is anything fried and their favorite drink contains the tears of the aforementioned reporters.

Editors generally do not have many friends and are perfectly fine with this.

An editor’s default answer to any question will be “No.”


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