Disclaimer

    For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of a hitchhiker’s guide, or who do not understand sarcasm, the primary purpose of this website is humor or parody. While the information here can and should be informative, it should also be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

    Should you find anything in this guide that you disagree with or in fact know to be false, please do remember the golden rule first laid out in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”


Hard News


In journalism, hard news often refers to stories about local government, city council and county commission votes, stories about the school system, and political stories. In other words, hard news is comprised mostly of the stories Americans refuse to read or watch, in favor of what is often called “soft news” like stories about the Kardashians.

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