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    For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of a hitchhiker’s guide, or who do not understand sarcasm, the primary purpose of this website is humor or parody. While the information here can and should be informative, it should also be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

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MSNBC


The propaganda arm of the Democratic Party. In an effort to compete with the partisanship of Fox News, a liberal alternative for news found its home at MSNBC, though one would be hard-pressed to find actual news programming amid this network’s set of whacko talking heads.

Reality left the building a long time ago and in its wake MSNBC was left with a crew of displaced ne’er-do-well hippies and conspiracy theorists that could rival an ancient alien theorist convention, though the thought processes on display could be used by aliens to disprove the idea of intelligent life on this planet.

This network has found a way to lean so far to the left that it circles the body and ends up with its head firmly planted in its posterior.

To its critics, the network is the spawn of Satan. To its loyal fans, it is the best thing to happen to news since the advent of the printing press. Much like it’s counterpart on the right, it should not be considered news by rational people.

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