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reporters Archives - The Hitchhiker's Guide to Journalism


Reporters come in only two types. The first is a naive idealist who refuses to believe or acknowledge that there are any flaws in the institution of reporting the news. They are often shocked to find out that the news organization that employs them is actually a business, as they do not understand the very… read more »


An angry, often curmudgeon-y type who likes to sap creativity from reporters. An editor’s favorite meal is anything fried and their favorite drink contains the tears of the aforementioned reporters. Editors generally do not have many friends and are perfectly fine with this. An editor’s default answer to any question will be “No.”