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Bernie Sanders


Bernie Sanders is a tiny politician from a tiny state known mostly for its contributions to the maple syrup industry. In 2016, as earthlings measure time, this tiny insignificant senator from an equally tiny and insignificant state rose to popularity among millennial and undecided voters.

His rise to popularity should not be surprising has he became a viable alternative to Hillary Clinton, allowing democrats to still remain democrats while not voting for Hillary Clinton.

His cult-like followers insisted they could “feel the Bern,” which, probably actually feels corpse-like, smells of 3-day old bologna, and sounds like a cranky old man who is in desperate need of his medication.

At the time of this writing, Sanders is approaching 376 years of age.

 

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